Welcome, Meat-Eaters! Here’s a little roundup of what’s on the Hollywood Meat radar this fine Thursday afternoon:
This Carnilady had the pleasure of watching The Great Gatsby last night and the crush I never knew I had on Leonardo Dicaprio throbbed to life. Something about a man in a pink suit…
*Oh, hello Gatsby, feel free to join me in my bed. Pink suit optional. Or not. Actually, please wear the damn suit.*
p.s. photo credit goes to http://www.gentlemansgazette.com
One of our illustrious HM writers mentioned that Leo is her shame f*ck. I feel no shame about proclaiming my lusty feelings for Señor Dicaprio after seeing this movie. But then again, I’m a sucker for a good unrequited love story. As long as the guy is hot. And rich. And is someone I actually secretly want pining after me. And has a good head of hair. And a lot going in the pants. Know what I’m saying, ladies?
Next up: The one and only BOB BENSON!
Photo Credit goes to http://30fps.mocksession.com/2013/05/26/bob-bensons-shorts-tho/
LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SHORTS!!! DON’T BE AFRAID! LOOK DIRECTLY AT THEM!!! If you haven’t yet experienced the joy that is Bob Benson on Mad Men, well then, I don’t even want to know you. There’s a lot of theories floating around ye olde internets about what purpose Mr. Benson is serving on the hit show but I don’t really care about any of that jazz. The dude is pulling off teeny tiny shorts. And I like it. Teeny man shorts are actually all the rage across the pond and goodness, I cannot wait until they hit the shores of this fine country. Just think of all the lovely, muscular legs that will be ripe for ogling. Men, quit hiding that ish under a bushel. Bust out them tiny shorts! But you know, only if you have legs worth ogling…
Prime Aged Meat:
First off, if you aren’t watching Nashville, then we can’t be friends. Seriously. Go sign up for a free damn Hulu+ account for a week and watch the whole season. I’m not even kidding. What the eff else do you have to do? It’s Thursday. Even if you’re at work, your boss is probably doing the exact same thing because that’s how frickin’ fun and soapy this damn show is.
Secondly, if you ARE watching Nashville, then you understand my tingly feelings for one Deacon Claybourne. Ugh. Charles Esten is doing some damn fine work on the show and that’s all well and good and all but look at him!
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That is one fine piece of middle aged meat. He’s got all the qualities I like in a man: a good head of hair that you can really grab onto, puppy dog eyes, plays guitar, always looks a little drunk, strong arms AND he’s 47 years old and he looks like pretty damn fine without his shirt on. *I’d post a picture but apparently Mr. Esten has some type of embargo on shirtless pictures of himself. Just go watch the season finale of Nashville if you don’t believe me. Gah!*